supersize me bitch

PIP PIP, TALLY HO!

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 16:29

This dreck is not cricket! Because this tea is not adequate, especially without crumpets. Now what will I blame for my horrendous dental issues? You bloody Yanks!

NUFUFU!

Those stupid Brits! Did you think that you could keep down...

ALFRED F. JONES?!

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Stars and Stripes Forever!

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 16:15

SO GUESS WHAT, GUYS?!

John Philip Sousa wrote this FOR ME!!

91 years before I was born.

What can I say? I'm just that awesome.

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So George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson walked into a McDonalds...

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 16:02

And all was right with the world.

Everyone knows what this is, right?

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this shit just got real, you have some 'splainin' to do, where the hell am i?, this wasn't for you! really!, tonight we dine in hell, supersize me bitch, blame it on the a-a-alcohol, what is this madness!?, what are personal boundaries?, too much spice, what the fuck are we doing?!, status: complete, this is caketown!, we're not in kansas anymore, this thread just got awesome, bringin' sexy back, thank god it's friday, you're an idiot, who the hell do you think we are!?, you look like shit, cancer never tasted better, you ain't got nothing on me, you won't like me when i'm angry, what are you doing here?, this never happened, there's this thing called murphy's law, america, this is madness

Excuse Me, Excuse Me!

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 14:42

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, of all ages, shape, size, etc. etc. Listen up, guys! Because I have something to say.

( There is a super important awesome message under this cut. )

where the hell am i?, you're doing what with my brother?!, bitchery is afoot!, this wasn't for you! really!, someone's gonna die today, supersize me bitch, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, what is this madness!?, seme vs seme, what are personal boundaries?, what the fuck are we doing?!, status: complete, your mother, bringin' sexy back, who the hell do you think we are!?, you ain't got nothing on me, this never happened, history won't repeat this shit, the british are coming, america, bitch just got stalked

The Evil McDonald's

french_gourmet wrote in lolocracy Jul 22, 2009 10:24

Who: Francis, Alfred (And anyone else who wishes to join)
When: Wednesday Morning
Where: In front of Bon Sejour
What: The sudden appearance of a McDonalds House

( Who in the right mind would build a sleazy, greasy McDonalds house in front of a perfectly good french restraunt? )

france, supersize me bitch, the british are coming, i hope your arteries clog, status: complete, i'm lovin' it, america